ninja quit

To quit a job without anyone knowing. Be stealthy like a ninja. Just slowing pack up your stuff little by little and then never come back.

I hated that job so much that I had to ninja quit. Slowly packed up my shit and left my resignation letter in boss' letter tray.

by siamkittie March 24, 2017

Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!

Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.

by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017

hand ninja

a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.

that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 4, 2017

Ninja Turtling

Wearing socks with thong slippers a.k.a. "flip-flops"

I was ninja turtling the fuck out of my boyfriends locals when I went to da stow earlier .

by curriedkitty May 21, 2017

ninja footprint

Another term for camel toe, characterized by the toeprint a ninja's shoes leave on the ground.

Did you see how tight that chick's shorts were?
Yeah, that was one hell of a ninja footprint.

by CrapsimusMaximus May 21, 2017

HotBox Ninja

a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.

Ducky: Why were you up so late?
Nova: I was being a HotBox Ninja in the bathroom last night.

by SD Nova May 27, 2017

ninja

a game of aggressive engagement.

in this game you will be hands in at the start of the game and yell ninja and strike a ninja pose. one person will attempt to strike another person's hand with their own. whether you hit or miss, wherever you struck you have to keep your stance where you landed. you may attack or use one move to get out of sticky situations or to get more engaged.

"hey let's go play ninja!"

"omg no last time you hit my thigh on accident & it hurt really bad"

by pizza hoez June 11, 2017