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Ninjas

- There are about 2,371 objects in the room you are they can use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Power Ranger were NOT ninjas.
- They don't need to pee.
- Japanese Ninjas are not the best, if they were, how would you knew they exist?
- They train 18 hours a day, from the day they were born.
- If you think you saw a ninja, he isn't a ninja.
- Bullets don't kill ninjas.
- When ninjas go to the water, they come out dry.
- Ninjas do not use 'Ninja' headbands

- Ninjas do not dress with black tape and do not cover their face.
- Only ninjas can see and kill other ninjas.
- If a ninja decides it's your end, there's nothing you can really do, unless you're Yoda, or a Constança.
- Ninjas controle the wether.
- Ninjas' are mostly boys, only a few expert girls can make it. Mulan is an example.

- Ninjas may live in your house whiteout you knowing.
- If you meet a real Ninja (rare thing) he will either kill you, or marry you.
"My feather disappeared and my brother died. How could it happen?"
"It started raining about 777 times today, Ninjas must be mad"
by iammarian August 24, 2017
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Rockin it ninja

When a person is wearing all black and they look good and not creepy.
Whoa that guy is rockin it ninja and he looks sick!!
by urbancoolguy February 22, 2011
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operation ninja turtles

if you do not know, this is for men only, this operation is directed by men, for men. if you do not know my fellow brethren, operation ninja turtle goes like this: we men for the past few years have been building an underground city, through the sewers, by chance if women disappear off the planet for 24 hours, we will take to the sewers and go to our secret sewer castle, that is all i have as of right now for info, i am not working on it, i am here to spread the news
yo, bro do you know about operation ninja turtles?

yeah, but stfu for now, we'll get in trouble for talking about it in public, and if a girl hears us, we're dead.
by kissuke urahare December 31, 2023
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Ninja

Ninja: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME U LIL SHIT?
by Yxzis February 15, 2019
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hand ninja

a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.
that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja
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Ninja

Ninja is a non-insulting way to refer to a black person. Replacing the obvious racist noun used to refer to black people
by FrankieDillinger September 16, 2009
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Logistical ninja

One who owns at making shit happen!
Did you see this party, Bob is a logistical ninja!
by Smrtblue December 6, 2017
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