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Hillbilly 3 Way

The most heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's own sister and mother.
Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"

Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!
by Ted Snisha October 17, 2023
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Michael Way

Pete Wentz's boyfriend, Gerard Way's brother, bassist for My Chemical Romance, half of Fall Out Boy's discography. What more do you want?
I'm sorry every song's about you - Pete Wentz, 2015, about {Michael Way} Mikey Way
by TripleR_FEAD December 26, 2020
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All the way spooky

When your lover says she wants you to get spooky in her coochie. But all the way spooky means you want to get all the way in there.
Significant other- can you get all the way spooky tonight

You- Oh you want me to get all the way in there you dirty dog?

Her-yes please.
by Slickerydickery October 16, 2018
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Which way

Left lane ends,
no right turns,
straight to hell,
I go.
Which way could it mean?
by King Zero owner of da Universe October 22, 2023
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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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