Michael

The GOAT. Best guy you ever know. And can be Very stupid some times. Professional basketball player. Tall. Nothing more to say mic drop

Michael is a cool dude

by dude of coolness 69 March 19, 2022

Michael Zhang

The best person to ever exist.

Michael Zhang is the best!

by bob0246 September 30, 2023

Michael

I caring person who only cares about minecraft and cheese

Michael is gay

by CLumsyPandali073 April 23, 2021

Michael

Michael has a big cock and really knows how to work it:

Michael is a hot name

by Evenguyslikemichael December 4, 2021

Michael-sexual

Michael sexual identification: an individual (of any gender) who had an attraction & sexual attraction to Michael Thomas however while any gender and personal may be attracted to Michael this sexuality may only be claimed via Alicia Gumm's.

Alicia is very attracted to Michael and only Michael so is Michael-sexual

by Slipthot November 23, 2022

Pulling a Michael

“Pulling a Michael”, also known as PAM, is when you completely ignore somebody with no explanation, no matter how many times they contact you.

Person 1: Hey, want to hangout this weekend?
Person 2:

Person 1: Please don’t be pulling a Michael :/

by emilyissingle April 24, 2021

michael sprague

A fat nigger no brain cell Fucking cuck master who has a chode he gets pisted easily because his dad beat him as a kid because his dad is a crack addict and created a retard fucking nigger with a hard R yep A mothafuking hard R, like fuck man! He is a big rwetard

Michael Sprague, has a chode and has no braincells

by Truthful Liar February 20, 2018