Straight spy is a name commonly used by Tik Tok users to address a straight person who is not on the straight side of Tik Tok but ended up on the Gay side. Straight spies are usually very supporting and easygoing individuals that are interested in the Gay community and in the content that is usually associated with them.
Person: You're on the Gay side of Tik Tok, right?
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.
by aquxertha July 1, 2020

what you should do if youre ever unfortunate enough to meet one
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*
by hanakosbestiee March 12, 2021

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)
“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!
by anonymous August 2, 2021

by 403mandem July 6, 2022

when a person says hes hard and a real nigga but softer than a pillow. 2when you're scared to get your ass beat
by real toughguy January 25, 2015

We all know you lying
by FogBound23 September 14, 2021
