person 1:“Aye you seen all that money jay got? “
person 2: “Man that’s his mama rent money. He fake having”
person 2: “Man that’s his mama rent money. He fake having”
by moommwras March 4, 2024
Get the fake havingmug. A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
Get the You have a zero balancemug. 
why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
by buffandol lover March 3, 2022
Get the why have 1 when you can have 5mug. Go f…. yourself to be kind!
by Have a nice night folks February 2, 2024
Get the have a nice day allmug. 
Get the Having your shit togethermug.