Chris is a ugly person. No girls like him he’s most likely to scare a girl away. If your a Chris your parents are most likely divorced.
by Mirag November 8, 2020
Get the Chrismug. He is the definition of perfect, he makes you feel like your the only one he cares about. He is very sweet and can be attractive, most importantly he is the most sweet, funny, optimistic, handsome person you’ll ever meet. ❤️
Chris is the love of my life.
by bigdogbutthole September 17, 2019
Get the Chrismug. The man who loves Allah and loves to lecture his students on how Darwin is a fool and how he is the Antichrist , and Chris hates evolution. Chris favorite food is his famous dog poop sandwich, which consists of moldy bread moldy cheese, and of course , dog poop and with a whiff of skunk . Chris has a son named Allah ACKBAR, which looses all the time in airports
by Biggest tips fan August 13, 2025
Get the Chrismug. Chris Prime is the lesser of the two Chris Primes. Chris Prime and Ultachris Prime are two different beings that rule over all of Christopia. Ultichris prime is the Supreme Leader of all of the Chris's. Whilst his lesser brother Chris Prime helps keep Christopia in check.
by Barbruh January 26, 2021
Get the Chris Primemug. Chris, ahh, chris, he is the best and funniest person you will ever meet! He always will know how to make you laugh even when you are crying your eyes out. Chris can make anything funny and better. Even though chris is very sensitive, he will always be there for you. He might end up blocking you once or twice, but he will end up loving you. Chris's give the best hugs, especially from behind. Chris is extremely portective, but in the cutest way possible. Overall nicest, cutest, and most lovable boy you will ever meet. Unless your name is amanda rebecca or autumn/summer
by theonlystyledgirlinhergrade January 27, 2020
Get the Chrismug. by TheReallyRealReel March 28, 2022
Get the piss chrismug. To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.
"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"
by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023
Get the Chris Kylemug.