(April 25) national slap your teacher day!

today/next time is your lucky day YOU GET TO SLAP YOUR TEACHER!!!
if you're teacher gives you homework slap them. :3

i slap my teacher when we had a Math test (April 25) national slap your teacher day!

by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022

National Orgy Day 6 April

The Birth of the Term
The term 'orgy' originates from the Ancient Greek word 'orgia,' which referred to secret and sacred rituals associated with the worship of Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, fertility, and ecstasy. These ceremonies involved uninhibited dancing, singing, drinking, and sexual activities. Orgies were considered part of religious practice and were seen as a way to connect with the gods and embrace the liberating powers of the divine.

National Orgy Day 6 April is groups of 5 or more individuals coming together for sexual activities

by Drunkontequila April 6, 2024

April 1st

If you were born on April 1st you are just dumb

Damn you were born on April 1st i feel bad for you 😂

by ticklemaster184 November 25, 2023

April 18

National kiss your girlfriend day

you have to kiss me it’s april 18

by imma.kms April 17, 2024

April 9th

International send Miss McKee a booty pic day!

On this day April 9th you must give a beautiful girl named Laney a booty pic (or more if you choose)

You: It’s April 9th! Happy birthday! Here’s a booty pic 🤙
Laney: Wow, what a hottie!

by Julián April 8, 2022

April 28th

Most weird person ever. But you’re still a good person I swear... You’re also ugly also pretty.

Person 1 : Are you born April 28th??
Person 2 : No why?

Person 1 : Well you’re not pretty so you must be only ugly 😏

by Corvette Corvette December 12, 2020

april 5th 1989

The day of the Tianamen square massacre

Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-

by Kasprin June 30, 2023