Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
Get the Dive Bar Yuppiemug. Slang for a Young Upwardly Mobile Professional. Many people are saying that the U means Urban, they're wrong. This is most easily disproven by the fact that a commonly used synonym was Yumpie which included the initial for Mobile. Usually people labeled as yuppies are hippie adjacent and profess progressive values on every axis except fiscal.
Growing up amongst a whole bunch of hippies, I was instilled with a healthy distrust of the goddamn Yuppies who act fiscally progressive but perpetuate the entire system of exploitation. As much as hippies suck, yuppies are even worse.
by RevWroth May 2, 2024
Get the Yuppiemug. A Young Urban Professional; individual with a white collar job, wealth, and a penchant for the affluent lifestyle. Usually seen with Starbucks, driving a luxury vehicle.
Otherwise known as a Richie
Otherwise known as a Richie
by TheRealShadyLane July 18, 2018
Get the Yuppiemug. (Noun) Describes a person who has lived in a big metropolis or city their entire life and has no common knowledge of country living.
Brandy didn't know that deer crossing signs were where they most commonly cross, not where you want them to cross, what a yuppy.
by JeepGirl2020 February 8, 2020
Get the Yuppymug. Spoiled brats or puppies karaoke disco kids in Colombo who have no patriotism 99% so called hip cool gals & babes or simply trash !!!
by a yuppie September 23, 2021
Get the Yuppiesmug. Person 1: That is some funny shit!
Person 2: Yuppies!
Person 1: I like to eat pizza and play card games.
Person 2: Yuppies, me too!
Person 2: Yuppies!
Person 1: I like to eat pizza and play card games.
Person 2: Yuppies, me too!
by Yuppie_COtters5 August 30, 2020
Get the Yuppiesmug. Someone who has convinced themselves that it is possible to completely rid themselves of bias, esp. racism, sexism etc. and complusively try to correct people who they feel are being offensive.
A delusional yuppy is a yuppy that have the delision either being free of prejudice, or that they are doing the right thing by overreacting at people when the chance pops up.
by DicPic Champion July 22, 2018
Get the delusional yuppymug.