yo mama

yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.

Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.

yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets

by it's cripton bitch February 13, 2019

yo mama

a joke commonly used to insult a person's mama

yo mama is so ugly they turn mudussa into stone.

by red=blue December 22, 2020

yo mama

yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last year and its still printing.

yo mama

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

Yo mama

Gggg

Yo mama jokes are not funny.

by KrisSimpgurl2073 November 25, 2021

Yo mama

A phrase so catastrophically devastating that any person who is willing to mutter these words in an argument will immediately win due to the enemy simultaneously combusting into flames

Phil:hi Dave did you sleep with my sister last night?
Dave:yo mama
Phil:*dies

by Zoominham August 18, 2021

Yo Mama

Something your friends will say about your mom

Yo mama is so big she is world wide

by Yo I’m yo mama May 29, 2022

Yo Mama!

Yo Mama!

Person 1: Yo Mama!
Person 2: That's the seventeenth time you've said that today.

by MightyDM December 27, 2020