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wombat wings

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.
Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
by Broskiii December 3, 2009
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Wombat

The manliest animal alive. Native to Australia, the wombat is a are ferocious, apex predator that is capable of moving at 69 miles per hour, and even faster while flying. They feed on a diet of crocodiles, kangaroos, and human babies.
Oh fuck, is that a wombat? We are all doomed...
by PapaWombat 69 June 8, 2020
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WOMbat

A WOMbat is a noun given to a male who typically chooses his female love interests company over his friends.
Johnnys being a massive WOMbat right now
by Madi 13 October 12, 2019
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