Victory Wipe

A mid day wipe of the crack to keep things tidy. No poo or sitting required although who doesn't love a good sit?

Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.

by Ol'D1rtyB@$T@rd December 12, 2018

Moonslide victory

When one candidate wins by such a majority in an election that calling it a landslide victory would be an understatement. It’s like losing one’s deposit in British elections when one gets less that 5% of the vote and winning candidate gets more than 95% of the vote in a ‘2-horse’ election.

John: Did you see the result of the elections?
Jane: No, I expected a moonslide victory anyway
John: You are right. Peter won with 97% of the votes and the other 5 candidates got next to nothing.

by Betainvestor February 22, 2022

Victory Blinker

To signal after a lane change

That prick in the BMW tried to block my lane change, so I gave him a victory blinker after I cut him off.

by Racer X. January 17, 2012

Watching Victorious

Giving or receiving head while watching victorious (the TV show).

"oh yeah, last night we were watching victorious"
"ooooooooh ;)))))))))))"

by pseudonymwhatisthat December 26, 2022

cultural victory

When your memes are danker than your foes'.

China is influential over 6/6 civilizations needed for a cultural victory!

by Potato_Lord March 6, 2016

Ukrainian Victory

A term used by western leaders and other imbeciles to describe, what is in fact, a Russian Victory

“Scholz said that Ukraine will join the EU after the Ukrainian victory over Russia” ahhh that means it’s a Russian Victory I see what you did their Silly German sausage!

by Aussiepotato May 23, 2023

Pyrex Victory

When one cooks with the American brand glassware and wins the battle to create a baked casserole that presents beautifully but loses the war to have created a delicious one.

Susan suffered a Pyrex Victory when she presented a yummy looking baked Ziti in her mother's glassware that tasted just awful.

by sheila in the car December 6, 2021