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Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
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V-Exit

When someone reaches their limit amid a FaceTime, Zoom, or other virtual social get-together and goes to bed.
Kristy was none to pleased at Matthew’s pre-10pm V-exit on FaceTime last night.
by GoldenChild12 March 28, 2020
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Wet exit

When you have to quickly leave somewhere because you've peed yourself.
I was having a great time at the party, but I sneezed too hard and had to make a wet exit.
by Ralphnodon February 8, 2019
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exiteer

A group of people who carry out assisted suicide in the book Exit by Belinda Bauer.
"The ultimate outcome was, of course, inevitable, but in the short term an Exiteer had to learn to be patient"
by morethenless January 7, 2022
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hard exit

A descriptive term relating to a difficult and often sudden end to a relationship
I had really fallen for Mark and thought we were going to get married then he dumped me and I've been devastated since. It was a hard exit for sure.
by Bob Francios the Fifth January 30, 2024
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Exit

A man that wants to die badly but cant because hes gay
hey have you talked to exit lately

yea he's kind of gay
by Exit. the man that is hard to September 5, 2021
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