Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

Entrance +Intrance + Exit = Blink

Entrance +Intrance + Exit = Blink

Entrance +Intrance + Exit = Blink

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Exit

A man that wants to die badly but cant because hes gay

hey have you talked to exit lately

yea he's kind of gay

by Exit. the man that is hard to September 5, 2021

united exit

Being knocked semi-unconscious and dragged out by your feet.

That guy was so obnoxious the bouncers gave him a united exit.

by KlintQ April 11, 2017

Exit Interview

Taking a shit.

Excuse me I have an exit interview to attend before lunch arrives.

I just had an excellent exit interview with last night's hot wings.

I have an exit interview scheduled at 1130 so I'll be busy until closer to noon.

Oh my gawd, someone took their exit interview right in front of the school flag.

by Maj-K June 18, 2023

《¤》Entrance《¤》exit《¤》entrance《¤》Exit《¤》

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😱 : 《¤》Entrance《¤》exit《¤》entrance《¤》Exit《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Pittsburgh exit

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.

I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.

by The Real Driller December 28, 2021