toilet thumper

Some one who falls asleep on the toilet and soon falls off to their own demise.

We heard snoring but played it off but about 10 minutes later we heard a sudden thump and realised Brians mom had pulled a toilet thumper.

by BoXeR311 January 4, 2005

craw thumping

a self-satisfied Holy Joe self-righteous public beating of the breast in a holier-than-thou 'I am a sinner but you are a far greater sinner than me, ye unclear shite' type of way

I am sick and tired of the craw-thumping of certain self-styled environmentalists who tell people who were born in a rural area that they cannot live there.
The right manipulates the financial side while craw thumping about moral values, while the left undermines every social good while crying crocodile tears for the underdog.

by OpaPene December 15, 2008

rug thumper

Insulting term for a Muslim, especially one from the Middle East. It comes from the Muslim practice of praying by prostrating oneself on a rug.

Leave the Christian dune coon alone. Only shoot the rug thumpers.

by Ritzy Cracker December 1, 2010

Thumps Up

Verb:
The act of slapping your own butt in an upward motion with your flat outstretched palm, in a moment of severe agony resulting out of a sharp shooting pain in the abdominal area.
Derivative of the word 'thump' and the direction in which this action occurs (up).

After his daily morning routine of standing on his head, the philosopher of future mankind usually thumps up twice to rearrange his displaced innards.

by Hans Landa September 16, 2009

MONKEY THUMPER

Used to descibe a firearm carried by police officers.

Cop 1: We're issused the Smith and Wesson 4006 pistol.

Cop 2: Wow! That's a nice monkey thumper.

by The Real Malice August 12, 2006

thumpers

big boobs.

Rafe:look at those thumpers!!!!!
Dave:I would really like to motorboat those!!!!

by mwiz March 2, 2015

Cunt Thump

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

When you least expect it, i'm going to cunt thump you!

by Procrastibator September 18, 2010