Boston Method

When a dirtbag from Boston yells at your penis to try to cure impotence

Quagmire: So to cure impotence, you sometimes need to get creative. That's why I'm gonna have you try the Boston Method.

by HeroofHyrule June 04, 2016

The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar

The smoothie method from happy

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

The Micah Method

Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.

“Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
“Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”

by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018

The Fitsgerald Method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home and smoke meth-amphetamine.

i didn't want to be a pussy.. but i am.. so i pulled The Fitsgerald Method and sent my friend to do my fighting.. The meth was shitty.. because i can't even do that right.

by Anyonefromlowville December 08, 2015

the kyle method

when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil

"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad

by Thymuffinman December 15, 2021

Third Method

When a girl gives birth to a baby over the toilet and she flushes it to get rid of the baby. Babies who survive usually become dumpster babies.

Carlos: Hey did you hear about what happened yesterday at prom night?
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!

by Kalvinater April 22, 2019

stoplight method

When you are masturbating and you stop each time right before you cum to keep going as long as possible.

Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!

by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018