Cake

Largly meaning useless. Related to retarded or moronic happenings where one seems to have left their brain at home.

*Guy turns on blender without lid on*

Dude #2: Fucking cake bro!

*Osama bin laden forgets to change his privacy settings on facebook to private*

The White House: We have that cake bastard now!

*launches bombs on Islamabad*

by MrMeticulous May 25, 2011

cake

Something that is easy.

That's so cake.
This is so cake.
Cake work.
Too cake.
It's so cake.

by 6FingazInDaFlesh November 23, 2014

cake

bromance between calum freaking hood and luke frickin hemmings

If you dont ship cake go jump off a bridge.

by fivesosasf April 04, 2015

Cake

The source of both immense power and all evil. Only the bravest go cakeless.

I won't bow down to the evils of cake! I'M GOING CAKELESS!!!!

by NotForrestGump June 06, 2013

Cake

A lie

The cake is a mother fucking lie!

by EdgeworthFucker July 01, 2011

That's cakes

It's over or you done fucked up

"Oh you wanna play yea that's cakes"

by Kingwezzy257 July 30, 2017

Caking

The act of taking cake and pushing it into your partners rectum. They then push it back out and you both enjoy dessert, usually with a post sex cup of tea or coffee.

Had a serious birthday caking sesson last night with my boyfriend. He was spitting crumbs for hours after.

by Gouranga1969 September 27, 2018