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Technology prolonged shit

When you stay on the toilet for about an hour or more after you actually shit because you brought your smartphone, 3DS, vibrator, etc.
Welp, it's poopin' time!

*grabs smartphone*

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*flush*

*walks out to post-apocalyptic Earth*

Aw man, another technology prolonged shit.
by FistBomb060 March 1, 2014
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Technology

A disease that affects millennials which causes no social interactions.
person1: so what did you do this summer
Person2: nothing literally just stayed inside all day watching Netflix, I’ve been effected by technology
by Kaybxtch August 8, 2018
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Chennai Institute of Technology is one of the leading engineering college in chennai that provides various engineering courses with 100% placement..
Chennai Institute of Technology, is a recognized technical co-educational engineering college, located at Kundrathur, Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India. The college was established in 2010 by the Parthasarathy Seeniammal Educational Trust.
by chennai institute oftechnology September 19, 2017
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technogynist

Someone who is not afraid of technology, but just doesn't like it. Cited in "CIO Survival Guide" by Karl D. Schubert (2004)
No, I don't use Facebook. I do use the computer when I have to, but since I'm a technogynist, I would rather not if I can avoid it.
by The First Recorded Technogynis September 20, 2009
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Technologically Retarted

Definition goes toward the above average "Troll".
More defined as a "Administrative Wannabe Troll".
Can also be put in to old people not knowing or understanding everyday technology.
1*dude... stop acting like an admin...
2*No.
1*then your like a troll...
And thus fail...
2*And yet, I get things done and the admins appreciate my reports.
1*Like I said before...troll
(not like a normal troll... more like an Administrative Wannabe Troll)
2*More like "I like order so please follow the rules because the admins can't be everywhere at once".
1* (Goes to 3*) My god people will give a dam over a screen shot won't they these days...
(Puts in new Definition on Urban Dictionary *Technologically Retarted*)
by Foxxel May 26, 2010
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information technology

Less geekier than the computer science major but it is still very underrated. Usually the ones getting an information technology major are anime-MySpace addicting scene kids and wiggers and older guys that want to get a decent job because they got laid off and can't find a job at Wal Mart to feed their 6 kids. They are usually not part of the popular crowd since they spend their lives in front of their computer or video game console.

You do have your classic geeks in an IT Major too but they all seem to congregate to the computer science. But when you get done, you usually wind up as one of these guys working at Best Buy or Wal Mart, selling computers or helping them use Paint or something like that, but they make a pretty good wad, at least $20 per hour.
Information technology may be a little misfitty, but it gets good pay and the class is fun, what the heck
by Kyle 230 August 2, 2009
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ayo technology

a really nice song that has a pointless video...
billy-have u heard ayo technology??
freddy- yeah!! its awesome!!!
billy- yeah but i hate the video..
freddy- yeah..its pointless, man!
by Sum1010101 January 6, 2008
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