Spider-Man

To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.

Shit, the cord's not long enough to reach the ground. Guess I'll have to Spider-Man it.

by Okuta March 14, 2016

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knuckle spider

A knuckle spider is the act of rapidly using your fingers in a spider-like motion while simultaneously inserting your fingers inside a woman's vagina with the intent of granting her intense pleasure.

Friend: "Yo, what did you get on the test?"
Guy: "A+"
Friend: "WTF? How? I thought you said you bombed it?"
Guy: "Yeah, I really needed that A so I went in after class and gave our teacher the ol' knuckle spider" (makes spider-like hand gesture)

by BustMyCashew37.5 July 13, 2018

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Spider Behavior

Engaging in malicious spider-like behavior. This includes but is not limited to; manipulation through emotional traps, poisoning others personal relationships, demonization, negative attention-seeking, and the spread of negative auras. This is very common in people with BPD and narcissism.

"My ex keeps trying to manipulate my friends to turn them against me!"
"That sounds like Spider Behavior dude."

by doelirious May 18, 2023

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Spider Mask

A sexual act performed during, oral, anal or vaginal sex, when a male pulls out just before ejaculation. Then he releases semen on her face and then slams a screen door, or any object for that matter, in her face. Pillows, blankets, walls, doors etc. can be used or anything that when pulled away creates a "webbing" effect.

She took that Spider Mask like a champ, I can still see the grid from the screen door on her face and there was webbing for days.

by jefferson mario April 13, 2010

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Spider Monkey

A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.

The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.

by Instigator October 21, 2004

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