second hand

"A girl friend, or wife." If we're getting more urban with it, but it could apply to any friend, partner, helper etc. who would maybe say the same about you, in an equally endearing but dominant gesture. "He's my second hand around here.", so it could be a Son on the farm who also knows how to run things, but has a boss, teacher or, as in this example, a Father. There's an element of a derogatory nature potentially implied with this comment, but it's not a requirement, in it's usage. Speaking of which is probably dated. Maybe it's usage has shifted that way over the years and run it's self out.

He's my second hand around here. Without him I would struggle like I've only got one hand! Also young Johnny has a brand new "second hand", his wife Jill, to add to the family that support each other.

by MasterJamez November 22, 2016

Second Hand iPod

Any person who sings the song currently playing on their iPod wanting to let the whole world know how bad their singing talent is.

Ugh, that girls being a Second Hand iPod.

by LiberalMania April 7, 2009

Second-hand fuck

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.

"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"

by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

second-hand high

Usually occurring at a concert, in an atmosphere with lot's of people smoking (most likely weed) and exhaling mass amounts of smoke into the crowd. You then inhale a mass amount of this second-hand smoke, and end up high.

Person 1- "Man, you are SO high."
Person 2- "Nah man, there was just SO much smoke at that concert, I probably got second-hand high."
Person 1- "Makes sense dude, makes sense."

by wonderous12345 September 27, 2010

second hand satisfaction

Getting satisfied by looking at something/somebody do something.

Namjoon got second hand satisfaction from reading a gay scene in a book
(Almost transparent blue)

by 0:00/4:38 May 21, 2018

second-hand smoke

the wafting smell from one stall to the next that occurs while moving one's bowels in a public restroom.

"Dude, that is nasty!"

"Yeah bro, and that's just the second-hand smoke you're getting. It's 10 times worse at ground zero."

by jeremyf October 9, 2007

second hand smack

1. When you bitch smack someone twice. Right then left, left then right, or twice with the same hand.

2. Dope that has been stepped on

1. I am about second hand smack that guy over there talking to my ex.

2. How many hands has this second hand smack been passed through?

by guy in your 4th period July 30, 2009