Pissing like you hate porcelain

The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.

I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."

by THVVW October 6, 2011

making a deposit in the porcelain bank

basically taking a poo

i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank

by thecreepyjanitor1012 April 10, 2017

Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006

porcelain rust

Fecal residue left on the inside of the toilet, either above or under the water, for more than 3 days.

Dude, someone totally butt scuffed the toilet here.

Naw, dude, thats porcelain rust.

by Notorious B I Scuffer February 15, 2010

Porcelain Pussy

When You sit on a niggas leg and it deteriorates.

My leg gone!

Taylor Brost has porcelain pussy.

by GregoryGordan April 14, 2014

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015