The act of ejecting sperm laden semen from the opening of the male genitals in diminishing quantity per rhythmic muscle spasm, typically accompanied by an intensely pleasurable sensation, commonly referred to as orgasm, caused by continual stimulation of the genitals, prostate, or whatever gets you there.
Pubescent teen male 1: Dude, when we were sitting in class and working on our computers, I kept opening a closing my legs, like as a bored twitch sorta thing. All of the sudden, bam! I full on numpitybrump in my pants. Not only did I have to play it off as a yawn and a stretch, but then I had to go-to the bathroom to clean up the load in my pants.
Pubescent male 2: Woah, that's embarrassing.
Pubescent male 2: Woah, that's embarrassing.
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Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.
"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.
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