Pumpkin Spice Massage 

A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.

See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.

Pumpkin Spice Massage by andyiskindofcool November 26, 2014

san quentin massage

Anal penetration. Good old prison rape.

Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.

san quentin massage by bramchari June 4, 2017

Australian Face Massage 

A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.

“If he’s not careful he’s going to be getting an Australian face massage”

Australian Face Massage by littlechef69 January 3, 2019

verbal ball massage 

Verb

Definition: To be overly kind to a person just because you work with them.

Tyson is really good at giving verbal ball massage, made them feel all sorts of happy even though they just pushed up our deadline to tomorrow

verbal ball massage by Snuffi August 23, 2022

Japanese Foot Massage 

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

Japanese Foot Massage by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023

Give your girlfriend an ass massage day 

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.

Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day

Give your girlfriend an ass massage day by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023

body massage

Used to indicate to friends that a girl is someone with whom you would like to give/receive a full body massage with. It is best used in the presence of the person or when they can barely hear you so as to leave them unsure and to make them think that might be what was said, but leaving them a little unsure. When used in this way, your normal for is not used. Most often said in a deep throaty voice, but can also be in pretty much an other kind of voice to emphasize and lengthen it.

As 2 friends are walking along, a hot chick passes by and one says "body massage" to his friend as she passes.

body massage by London Ed July 25, 2006