pushing buttons and pulling levers

A way of describing a job that is mechanical literally like a factory worker or figuratively but still much like a flow chart. The antithesis of this is anything that requires highly specialized skill and intuition.

After pushing buttons and pulling levers for 40 years at the wooden toy factory, Leroy had a knack for fitting square pegs in round holes as evidence by the collections of rasps and files he had in his pocket.

by JizzCaster69 December 11, 2023

The 10 levels of boredom

The 10 levels of boredom:
1/10: Falling asleep in class
2/10: Typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
3/10: Searching this up and seeing what level you are on
4/10: Becoming unconscious
5/10: Splonking yourself on the head using a petrified baby a gazillion times
6/10: Going deaf
7/10: Sleeping for a week
8/10: Turning into a puddle of goo
9/10: Evaporating
10/10: Breaking the edges of the universe

The 10 levels of boredom

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025