boot knocker

One who knocks the boots. See knocking boots.

"I am a responsible boot knocker."

by lrsdude November 4, 2004

knee knockers

Stretched, low hanging testicles.

His knee knockers were hanging down to his knees.

by big mama L February 23, 2010

Apple-knocker

A hay shaker, hick, or gobby from the country. A country cousin, an unlettered rube.

Get a load of that apple-knocker trying to mail a letter in the fire alarm box!

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

booty knocker

The flap of skin under the buttocks of a large woman, hanging out of tight shorts or undergarments.

Looking like having two sets of butt cheeks, one on top of the other.

Her ass is so big it has a booty knocker.

by binaculars September 9, 2007

cock knocker

An insult aimed at an individual who has acted in such a way that they have either embarrased themselves, those close to them or in such a way as they have made a complete twat of themselves!

Bob: I see our local MP has been caught claiming for dirty movies!

Tony: Yes, what a complete cock knocker!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

fork-knocker

n. One who knocks the fork off of people's plates. Extremely offensive term in New Zealand, especially if spoken in a New Zealand accent.

New Zealand Dude: "Hey dude, what's up?"

Other New Zealand Dude: "Bugger off ya fork-knocker!"

First New Zealand Dude: *pulls out knife and cuts off ballsack of Second New Zealand Dude* "I'LL SHOW YOU FORK-KNOCKER!!"

by 11click March 12, 2010

Hob Knocker

Hob Knocker
12 up, 8 down

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
or
A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street

you and your mama are a hob knocker

by vont'e1157 March 28, 2009