Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.

I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead

by Duckstab May 6, 2024

Jizz Javelin

The male sex organ. Penis.

His penis is huge, and his orgasms go on forever - it’s truly an Olympic size Jizz Javelin.

by CosmicCoyote December 12, 2025