internetical

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"

man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.

by look behind you, thats my name April 29, 2010

The Internet

Hell.

The Internet is hell.

by nlolhere June 21, 2020

internetable

A term coined by Amalia G. (4) in 2020 to identify devices that can be connected to the World Wide Web.

Is this tablet still internetable?

by Mnjag July 16, 2021

The Internet

We’ve all seen good thing and bad thing on the internet mostly things that have ruined our childhood and adulthood moral of the story don’t go to the dark side on the internet like Dank memes and things I can’t say or the fbi will come knocking my door down and put me behind bars

Man fuck the Feds ❗️❗️❗️

The internet is stupid like Donald trump and mike pence and funny like borat.

by YNWyoungDevil October 27, 2020

Internet

1. The world wide web, a network of computers and websites all over the world. 2. A vile cesspool of corruption and evil.

Man, the internet is creepy.

by Vic Viper Mk. II March 24, 2004

Internet

And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

by Senator Ted Stevens (R) March 18, 2007

Internet

A place where you can find cats and porn. Based vaguely from the american word "pussy".

The internet is the only place where you can find cat porn. Unless you're a cat porn director.

by Batman0921 October 14, 2014