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shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.
Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.
by Big aldo October 30, 2019
mugGet the shite wifemug.

short back and shite

slang term for the haircut "short back and sides"
the fuck did you get at the barber's mate? a short back and shite?
by europeanmale47 May 22, 2024
mugGet the short back and shitemug.

Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite

n. a person who's shit at a certain skill, or a flat-out asshole.
Gordon Ramsay: Fock off you, you useless fucking sack of yankee dankee doodle shite...
by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025
mugGet the Yankee Dankee Doodle Shitemug.

Shite Craic

That lad is shite craic
by sinner steve July 16, 2022
mugGet the Shite Craicmug.

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
mugGet the Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!mug.

Shite

Rangers FC = shite
by Rangers are shite July 4, 2025
mugGet the Shitemug.

Pint, fight, shite

Good night Bothers?

Pint, fight, shite.
by SmitMeister September 29, 2020
mugGet the Pint, fight, shitemug.

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