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Homework

something that sane people don’t do
teacher: Do your homework Dave!
Dave: No, old lady, i won’t!
Dave’s mom: get up bafoon and do your homework quit daydreaming
by lady a la gaga May 3, 2021
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The stupid fucking thing the government gives you to prevent you from actually succeeding in your life. The thing that gets rid of your free time just so you can get a letter that you don't like
Sorry can't go outside and play with you, I've got math homework...
by School is great March 6, 2019
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A piece of paper that messes with your mind
Mother: are you done your homework?
Child: no I’m sorry please tell my teacher “F**k your homework”
by Rainbow_duckboi April 14, 2021
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Some shit where you're supposed to do 164 pages in 2 days and it's better to just give up and not go to school
I have homework. Someone kill me now
by thisismypseudonymm April 18, 2015
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A cruel punishment, given to innocent children, by satanic worshippers, that call themselves "school staff members".
Larry : Yo, homes, my dumbfuck teacher/devil lover just gave me a crap load of homework. So I can't play fortnite tonight.

Phil : WTF man?! Mr.Fucktard would give you homework, when he knows that you were going to spend the rest of the day battling me in fortnite!
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The only paper-like thing havin SOOO many fuckin' uses

1) Serves as tasty dog food
2) An excuse to take the computer
3) What I'm avoiding right now
4) What many helpless people commit suicide on
5) Suitable for running a toilet clog test
6) What you should be doing now
1) Here, take my yesterday's homework for your dog. I'm sure he'll love it.

2) Mom, Can I take the computer for my homework?

Yes, dearie.

3) Yo imma write a definition on urban dictionary for this senseless crappy math homework.

4) My friend committed suicide leaving behind his 69-page math homework pending.

5) Let me put my homework to check if my toilet got clogged...

6) Go away from the device and start your fuckin homework.
by FastFwd743 October 18, 2018
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An extreme form of torture invented by teachers and/or parents.
Have you given the students homework yet?

No, I'm just going to wait until they think they don't have any at the end of the day!
by Yes, It is I March 18, 2020
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