911, what's your emergency?

The first words you hear when you call 911. Gives you temporary relief.

*calls 911*
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

alberta emergency alert system

"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late

TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"

by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014

October 4 Emergency Alert Test

The October 4 Emergency Alert was a test that took place on October 4, 2023. On October 4, FEMA annouced they were goi g to set a test alarm and they claimed it would be one of the loudest sound in history. Over a millions of phones in the U.S went off. After it happened, people claimed it was not loud at all and it was disappointing.

Everyone: *covers ears*
The alarm: *beeeeeep, beeeeeep*
Everyone: -_-

*October 4 Emergency Alert Test was boring*

by ForgiveMe2864 October 4, 2023

Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.

by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022

emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000

during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis

Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.

by ice_o’deuce_chill_drin December 19, 2018

Emergency Handshake

A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.

"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"

by Gloomhaven March 3, 2010

Minor Emergency Clinic

Any bar or tavern on your way home from work.

Man, I really need to stop at a Minor Emergency Clinic after work today!

by coolarrow February 20, 2011