*calls 911*
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.
by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023
Get the 911, what's your emergency?mug. "Alberta emergency alert system"
A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"
Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014
Get the alberta emergency alert systemmug. The October 4 Emergency Alert was a test that took place on October 4, 2023. On October 4, FEMA annouced they were goi g to set a test alarm and they claimed it would be one of the loudest sound in history. Over a millions of phones in the U.S went off. After it happened, people claimed it was not loud at all and it was disappointing.
Everyone: *covers ears*
The alarm: *beeeeeep, beeeeeep*
Everyone: -_-
*October 4 Emergency Alert Test was boring*
The alarm: *beeeeeep, beeeeeep*
Everyone: -_-
*October 4 Emergency Alert Test was boring*
by ForgiveMe2864 October 4, 2023
Get the October 4 Emergency Alert Testmug. Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.
by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022
Get the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incineratormug. during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis
Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.
by ice_o’deuce_chill_drin December 19, 2018
Get the emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000mug. A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.
by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019
Get the Emergency napkin stashmug. noun; a field that starts with speculative or mystical ideas but gradually emerges as a legitimate science through the development of evidence-based methods
Alchemy's quest for the philosopher's stone may seem fantastical, but it was an emergent science that eventually led to breakthroughs in metallurgy and medicine
by ARog59 August 28, 2024
Get the emergent sciencemug.