Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot

My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot

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Connecticut Sleeper

Getting a femboy with tremendously big thighs to sit on your face until you can breathe anymore and fall asleep

Femboy: you liking the connecticut sleeper, hun?
Other person: *snoring*
Femboy: seems like so...

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Only doing drugs that are prescribed to you by a man that your husband golfs with. PS- his family donated in exchange for his medical degree.

Are you doing Dry January? Oh, I'm Connecticut Sober. My husband is bringing home my script after his round.

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The act of blending butter, feces, and milk, and then consuming it through pumping into the asshole

I was so surprised when Molly actually did the Connecticut Milkshake

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Demonym for Connecticut. Someone who lives in or who is originally from Connecticut. Portmanteau of Connecticut + Cutie.

Wow, you’re also from New Haven? We’re both Connecticuties!

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Demonym for Connecticut. Someone who lives in or who is originally from Connecticut. Portmanteau of Connecticut + Cutie.

Wow, you’re also from New Haven? We’re both Connecticuties!

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Demonym for someone from Connecticut. Someone who lives in or is originally from Connecticut. (Portmanteau of Connecticut + Cutie.)

Wow, you're also from New Haven? Then we're both Connecticuties!

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