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Crazy Coconut

Used to describe a female during PMS when she is acting completely irrational and crazy. A perfectly sane girl can turn into an absolute psychopath who will randomly cry uncontrollably for reasons they do not even know but of course it will be the guys fault. When females are experiencing this crazy coconut syndrome they should be avoided at all cost for at least 3-4 days, do not communicate with them through any medium as they might unleash on you at any time. There is no known cure for this crazy coconut syndrome, yet some scholars maintain that chocolate, warm drinks, hot water bottles, bunches of flowers and saying lies like "yes your right, yes it my fault, its ok that your like this" seems to calm the beasts.
Shes being an absolute crazy coconut, stay the hell away from her.
by PaulTheLegend August 6, 2010
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Coconut Creampie

An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.
Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.
by CMonster August 17, 2012
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coconut

1) An often derogatory term for a south-Asian person to describe them as a person who although is "brown" acts more like a white person, such as preferring western TV-shows and befriending white people.

2) a tropical fruit which grows on palm trees. Has a green outer husk when young with a hard brown shell inside. White edible flesh lines the inside of the shell and contains a slightly sweet liquid known as coconut water.
South-asian: You hang out with white people. God you're such a coconut.
Coconut: I know and I embrace my coconut-ness, thank you very much.
by A coconut May 25, 2010
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coconut catcher

a typical black person or of the ethnic variety
look at this coconut catcher bruup brrup what a coon!!
by johnous boyous May 20, 2008
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Coconut Syndrome

1. A condition where a person is Arab on the outside and white on the inside.

2. A white-washed Arab.

3. An Arab who was raised and/or born in a North American or European country and has adopted their society's culture, tradition and values.

4. A person of Middle Eastern descent that acts North American or European.
That Fatima girl clearly suffers from Coconut Syndrome.
by LadyOfTheDesert May 8, 2010
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Coconut

An Indian person who acts like a white person. Brown on the outside, White on the inside.
Look at him, what a coconut.
by D-azz January 15, 2015
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coconuts

her coconuts kept showing coz we cant afford any bigger sized bras and tank tops.
by nobody else here April 17, 2017
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