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Albino Cheesecake 

Yet again, it's another slang term which means white trash. It doesn't mean that cheesecakes are trash, it just adds onto the definition. And as you can tell I have no life because I'm making this. Enjoy secretly insulting people!
"GET OUT OF HERE YOU ALBINO CHEESECAKE"
"What?"
"LOOK ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY!"

Chocolate Cheesecake 

When an uncircumcised man unwashed for 30 days or more has anal sex with their partner (also unwashed) and the final result is a mixture of segma and fecal matter.
1: Bro I chocolate cheesecaked that girl from the bar
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?

Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.
Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

papas ricotta cheesecake 

A ricotta cheesecake that is not contested by any other cake store. By far the best cheesecake to exist on this planet.
Papas Ricotta Cheesecake makes me jizz

Upside down cheesecake 

When a lonesome make lies on the floor with his body and legs resting up the wall (upside down) and then masturbates to completion aiming his secretion at his face.

Closely followed by feelings of shame and pride
Mum sent me to bed without pudding, couldn't bring myself to wank into a sock again, upside down cheesecake solved both problems. Still not sure how I feel about the taste of my cum.

italian blueberry cheesecake 

when two hairy men fart out cum onto one and another's backs then let it run down their ass cracks then proceed to drink said semen
omg todd that italian blueberry cheesecake was delicious last night