cereal fest

(Noun) After a long evening of homework, typically after 10:00pm, a break is needed as well as the consumption of yummy cold cereal! Best shared with a bestie or sibling and hilarious YouTube videos.

Nevada and Cole had a cereal fest after four hours of studying for finals.

by Changus August 26, 2019

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Cereal Killer

A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.

Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.

by Rockcroc October 28, 2015

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Custom cereal

Wen u have cookies in a bowl of milk and mush it up like cereal

I made my own cereal called custom cereal

by Mr jeeper900 March 23, 2023

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Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"

-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?

by 0utofSight December 3, 2018

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Fart Cereal

The act in which you fart into a cereal box and then serve someone cereal from that box.

Eva was mad at Michael and served him a huge bowl of fart cereal

by Mamaeva May 4, 2020

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homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.

"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"

by Cheeriho May 12, 2021

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