dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.
I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.
by Rick Mills September 08, 2004
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Coach Muhl

Guy is what evolvetion is based upon teaching middle school for half of his life he rode the first dinosaur
by Wowcatz01 November 27, 2018
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Coach mario

A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious
That's a coach Mario joke
by Morganr19 February 10, 2016
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coach purcell

Beaver ass nigga that can't close her mouth cause her teeth some shark teeth
by Big titty butch May 15, 2017
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Coach Shims

An obese dyke , who favors certain students. She also looks like the lion from the Wizard of Oz. She picked a good career, it suits her well. She can dress like shit, and check out young women in the locker room.
"I ran all 4 laps!"says the multicultural black guy.
"Well I didn't hear you all four times."Coach Shims
"Fuck yo couch nihcca."multicultural black guy.
"Yeah, he ran all his laps, I was with him most of the time."
Other cool black guy.

by Alternate Avé March 27, 2007
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coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.
Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."
by nilgurpety March 18, 2019
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Coach joe

Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.
Coach joe “If he keeps getting hit in the nuts he’ll be shooting blanks
by Bomb squad boyz March 26, 2019
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