Bernie

Mr Benard is such a hoe and sucks at his job and makes everyone's life so much worse he is an areshole who can suck my dick.

WHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN Bernie no one likes youuuuuu literally stop breathing

by wiggitywiggleisthatmypickle November 24, 2021

Bernie Costello

this is a joke, this is the definition of a joke right here folks.

This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.

Person: Did you hear that the circus is coming to town?
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!

by Max Baker Smith September 17, 2020

A bernie

A form of sexual act that is so disturbing that the person asked to participate just vomits in her/his mouth and runs.

Girl, I’ll tell you. He was fucking twisted, i can’t even describe it but it was A bernie. So i just left my shoes and ran.

by Long johns dong November 17, 2021

bundled like Bernie

Financially, economically, culturally and socially insulated from the disastrous social and economic impacts of Biden's policies

Nancy Pelosi and Bernie Sanders himself are bundled like Bernie. Other ordinary people aren't.

by Sexydimma August 6, 2022

Bernie

A boy with a millimeter defender.

He has a Bernie size penis

by BIGPPSQUAD November 30, 2021

Bernie Fabriccio

If Bert and Ernie's bastard son had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.

Shut the fuck up and go to sleep Bernie Fabriccio.

by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018

Bernie Sanders

A corporate and NRA owned fraud who gave us Trump once and almost did a second time. A career politician whose real views are almost as far right as Mitch McConnell. Without him, Hillary Clinton probably would've gotten two terms.

Bernie Sanders's sham revolution failed before it even started both times.

by Hillary Clinton Fan June 13, 2023