AXEL IS FAT
by UR MOM IS A FAT HOES November 21, 2021
Get the Axelmug. The sweetest guy you will EVER meet. will always be there for you no matter what stupid thing you do <3 <3 don't mess your friendship up or you're fucked
I'm so happy I have an Axel
by RBF_ April 28, 2020
Get the Axelmug. The best friend & boyfriend you could have he always males you laugh and never treats you badly he is the best and you would never santos him to go away from you.
Oh he is such an Axel, the best!
by Te amo:) October 9, 2018
Get the Axelmug. Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through
“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024
Get the Axel butthole diseasemug. Axel would end the human race
by POSAYY August 24, 2023
Get the Axelmug. A very weird and awkward being, also reffered to as Lappen or Dickster Lappen (german: tablecloth, fattest tablecloth).
He has a habit of farting like a cow and always needs to take a shit really badly.
Axel can be easily spotted by looking at the way he walks, some say "He walks like a faggot!".
His food of choice is Kebab.
He has a habit of farting like a cow and always needs to take a shit really badly.
Axel can be easily spotted by looking at the way he walks, some say "He walks like a faggot!".
His food of choice is Kebab.
by DocBroccoli April 2, 2017
Get the Axelmug. Axel is a kindhearted person that everyone wants to be around with, he gives the best advice to people when they need it, he never leaves your side even if y'all get distant. Axel would make an amazing boyfriend and a potential husband because he's everything a girl could dream of, loyal, caring, funny, understanding, and amazing. He is very loving, even when you have cheated on him several times. If you have an Axel in your life don't mess things up with him because you will regret it. So when you brake his loyalty and trust, and he forgives you. Ask yourself, how much can he take before he leaves.
by badabum98 November 23, 2021
Get the Axelmug.