When a girl wants the dick (d) so often that she wakes up to mornin' wood can't "waste it" so she proceeds with foreplay so she doesn't waste a good wood.
by Motazz February 11, 2017
Get the Athletic pussymug. Athlete- Jack displays a pure lack of athleticism by: Running slow, Jumping low, moving bitch weight, and being overly confident
by DefineMe! September 3, 2021
Get the Athletemug. Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.
1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!
2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!
2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!
by Striz January 20, 2009
Get the Athletes Restmug. Raiden a attractive person that is athletic.And has a great smile he is about to get his braces off.And he is extremely attractive and has his hair all nice and neat.Also very smart very.And for all the girls he is taken...sorry.Solid_buddy is his instagram he gave me permission to put it.Also dont mess with his girl she is very nice but dont fuck with her.
by IT's me :0 May 27, 2016
Get the raiden athleticmug. Being the most an athletic guy in elementary school or something meant that you were one of the popular boys, and every other guy wants to be you friend.
Did you see Chad do a 1 mile sprint? - Sam
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
by EpixxPerson March 19, 2022
Get the The most athletic guy in schoolmug. by Ddawg69 December 9, 2021
Get the Getting athleticmug. Calling athletes champions does them justice and honors them, but once people start telling them they are superhuman, or that everyone should worship them as a role model, it doesn't just fuck with their heads, but it's also bullshit. Not everybody needs to be told who their role models should be (first responders and athletes come to mind as the ones the media often picks) since not everybody dreamed of being an athlete as a kid. You have a range of things from astronaut to truck driver to ice sculptor that kids wanted to be when they grew up, and really what is true to you is what will make you happy, but it won't always make everybody else happy, and that doesn't really matter. Tough love can sometimes help somebody believe that they're as human as everyone else without giving up on themselves.
Some kids have wanted to be an athlete their entire life, and they stuck with it, which is great, but they're not above the rest of us, any more than any one of the rest of us is above them. Every kid is different, so not every kid needs the same role model in life.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
Get the Athletemug.