Ahmed

He is the Big elephant in the room most of the time and when i say most i mean always except maybe if he is in a psycho ward. once you get to know him you'll realise he could actually be a good asset in your life maybe he could become your friend, and little by little you'll realise he became more of an addiction than a friend. and you find yourself wanting Ahmed the weird fellow you never thought much about before to become one of the people you never lose.
you love ahmed. and you love that he exists...

friend :hey i want you to meet my friend Ahmed
you after reaading this :.. (runs away)

by addictedtosomeone December 29, 2021

ahmming

"Chillin', maxin'; relaxin' all cool" with a rural twist

"Hey Jeb, what are you doing today?"
"Oh, I'm just ahmming on the porch as I wait on my candles to finish drying and on my son to bring the cart back from the smithy."

by The Lol's of Loljk September 6, 2011

Mr Ahmed

He will violate you for absolutely anything you do. If you have him for science you will not learn anything but at least the lessons are funny

suck ur mum- mr ahmed

by your mothers nyash November 20, 2022

Ahmed

An attention-seeking whore.

"See that guy? He's an Ahmed. Completly an attention-seeking whore. "

by Haters-gonna-hate July 2, 2017

Xavier ahmed Lucas

Bundle of sticks

Xavier Ahmed Lucas is a bundle of sticks

by Xavier Ahmed Lucas September 19, 2021

ahmed

ahmed is the type of guy to look you in the eyes and make you blush. he will make you believe in true love just by looking at him. he is love.

noor: ahmed is my best friend
me: ahmed is my soulmate

by shushulovesyou March 12, 2023

Mohammad Ahmed

Mohammad- Praiseworthy; glorified, highly praised or one who constantly thanks God.

A very attractive person whom is rare to find. He is a loyal person and acts like a bitch sometimes, but always is kind at the end. If ever seen a Mohammad, be his friend because he's a keeper.
Ahmed- This name derived from the last messenger and prophet of Allah, Muhammed (may peace and blessings be upon him), which "Ahmed" is a shorter version of the name "Muhammed".

Mohammad Ahmed is very good looking and handsome man. I've found him very attractive.

by MuskanDalal November 22, 2021