The pure & unbridled essence of masculinity and ass-kickery. The ultimate symbol of the man libido and hossness.
by paranoidata February 17, 2010

Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk”
Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “
Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “
Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “
Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “
by OzzyBcray July 19, 2019

by diamond man lover February 17, 2022

by Simpy D February 27, 2022

A deep depression that occurs as a result of realising that any wealth or success you have ever, or will ever achieved is a result of the efforts of your father.
Those guys are really showing off about their business success, but in reality they inherited a Blue Diamond from their dad.
by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022

A prolonged wanking experience in which legs are placed into a diamond position. Invented by Diamond Dave
by Rourkenator November 12, 2021
