zen

bts protector with a good ass sense of humor. pretty girl with a pretty face, usually will joke around a lot. if you have a zen in your life keep her because you’ll never find someone like her.

a: oh do you know a zen
b: yes, i’ve heard a zen can fill all of the missing things in your life.

by starssunoo May 18, 2021

PEDO ZEN

PEDO ZEN is a really big pedophile on kik aka William James jr and he is a fake ass

little bitch

PEDO ZEN is a really big pedophile on kik aka William James jr and he is a fake ass

little bitch

by Sir Richardson July 24, 2021

Zen

Someone who gets a new online friendgroup every 2 days.

My friend is a Zen, he really needs to find some real friends.

by IRAAII May 14, 2022

Zen Pandas

A person who is horny for pandas

Yesterday I saw them act like a zen pandas

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts April 21, 2021

Zen-Dick

Peaceful ,relaxing and stress free penis receiving this type of penis don’t allow you to get upset

He gives me Zen-Dick everytime I get overly stressed out

by 🌞Shyne September 30, 2021

Zen Toaster

A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!

Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!

by emmagigio March 13, 2024

Scandinavian Zen

The lifestyle of the happiest people on Earth - the Scandinavians. Finding your everyday Zen moments in Scandinavian ways. Focusing on the important stuff and ignoring the irrelevant bullshit,

I've been too busy lately. I need to get some Scandinavian Zen in my life.

Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021