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Zach

Zach

A retard with a phat ass. He usually has big pp and likes men. Sometimes he fucks with taller women (and older) he usually does dumb shit for attention but doesn’t mind. Hates school and will get fired from every job. He’s good with technology and plays a lot of video games. People called him faggot in school :’(

Zach’s a faggot
Zach’s a retard
by Bigger boy joe October 30, 2019
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Zach

A kid who smokes pot and plays fortnite and waste his life away while eating takis.... he does have a cool egg head though
Zach has a egg head
by John Sway June 28, 2018
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Zach

A huge dumbass that's kind but mostly known for stupidity and his cockyness.
by Kae4thefame October 19, 2020
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Zach

a stupid ,smart ,caring ,energetic person who likes to flirt with a lot of people. he doesnt know when to stop picking on people until he gets in trouble. and like drugs
zach is my buddy and he is stupid and caring i am glade were friends. but i wish he would stop trying to sell me drugs
by buddyflufness December 11, 2017
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Zach

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.
Dude why are you being such a Zach to your girlfriend.
by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019
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Zach

A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.
Wow Zach is really dumb!
by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018
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Zached

To get canceled on suddenly and without notice.
We were all going to meet up and play cards, until we got zached at the last moment.
by Grkfire013 April 3, 2019
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