If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
by I eat my kids April 14, 2020
Get the National fuck your wife daymug. On May 5th we celebrate Fuck your friend’s girl day
On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends
On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends
Hey Rose I know your my friend’s girlfriend but since it’s Fuck your friend’s girl day I think we should have sex!
by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022
Get the Fuck your friend’s girl daymug. by Lake fun September 30, 2020
Get the National fuck your boss daymug. Adam: Imma Bang Jessica
Jay: Actually?
Adam: Yeah! Didn't you hear it National Fuck Your Crush Day Tommorow
Jay: Imma bang lana then.
Jay: Actually?
Adam: Yeah! Didn't you hear it National Fuck Your Crush Day Tommorow
Jay: Imma bang lana then.
by p7sssta1n March 26, 2021
Get the National Fuck Your Crush Daymug. me
by singular fiddlestick December 10, 2021
Get the guy who fucked your mommug. Means sex. They’re gonna have sex with you and put that penis up the vagina. Give a thumbs up if you would like to have virtual sex!
by itstrueppl March 23, 2021
Get the Im gonna fuck your assmug. by Rafeeki April 21, 2021
Get the Fuck your best friend daymug.