National fuck your ex day

March 23rd

National fuck your ex day.

It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.

Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”

Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”

Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”

by LivinLikeLarry22345 March 6, 2022

Fuck your friend’s girl day

On May 5th we celebrate Fuck your friend’s girl day

On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends

Hey Rose I know your my friend’s girlfriend but since it’s Fuck your friend’s girl day I think we should have sex!

by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022

National fuck your boss day

On June 9th (6/9) everyone gets a hall pass to fuck their boss.

Dude are you going to fuck scott on national fuck your boss day?

by Lake fun September 30, 2020

National Fuck Your Crush Day

Fuck Your Crush on January 30th

Adam: Imma Bang Jessica
Jay: Actually?
Adam: Yeah! Didn't you hear it National Fuck Your Crush Day Tommorow
Jay: Imma bang lana then.

by p7sssta1n March 26, 2021

guy who fucked your mom

me

“i am the guy who fucked your mom, doin ya mom doin doin ya mom”

by singular fiddlestick December 10, 2021

Im gonna fuck your ass

Means sex. They’re gonna have sex with you and put that penis up the vagina. Give a thumbs up if you would like to have virtual sex!

You: Im gonna fuck your ass
The person your gonna have sex with: YUSS

by itstrueppl March 23, 2021

National fuck your bestie day

Fuck your bestie named Matt on this day

You: Hey let’s go to this room and have sex

Matt: ok cause it’s national fuck your bestie day

by Matt the one and only November 4, 2019