Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.
We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.
We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.
by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 5, 2012

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.
Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010

by WhaleGirl April 19, 2021

by PatsFan January 11, 2007

Usually referring to an African-American female's vagina. The pink vaginal lips against a dark-skinned back drop resemble a cut or slit that a whale may encounter from a run-in with a boat, poacher, etc.
Did you see that sister at the party last night? Her shorts were so high I could see her whale slit.
by Jimmy Drama August 17, 2008

Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.
Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"
Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"
Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"
by Diabeto CISA August 2, 2011
