red handed donkey wrangler

Noun. A person who has sex with a hooker when shes on her period to attain lower prices.

My husband and I got divorced because he's a red handed donkey wrangler.

by BDma February 10, 2007

Texas Wrangler Darlin'

A member of the UT spirit organization called the Texas Wrangler Darlings. These girls are distinguishable from other spirit groups by both their homeliness and slutty nature.

Male: I am a Texas Wrangler and even I would never date a Texas Wrangler Darlin'.

by texasfight1212 January 1, 2012

Two timing tit wrangler

A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")

This young jive is a two timing tit wrangler

by Bandit.o December 13, 2016

Data Wrangler

low end data processing person, person who enters numbers and perhaps does some mild calculations.

all jane could manage as a job in IT was as a Data Wrangler... she wasnt smart enough to be a Database designer or developer.

by freddy fudpucker May 11, 2004

piss-shooting crap-wrangler

A man who performs anal intercourse on another man while having to urinate badly. Then instead of ejaculating , they just shoot piss.

Last night i was with another one of those piss-shooting crap-wranglers.... now i have to go to the eye doctor

by Tony Brinklehoff January 13, 2008

hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers

Extremely hot; weather, surfaces, ect.

Whoa! It must be 100 degrees out here. It's hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers!

by SsgMoreno September 12, 2013

Lobster Wrangler

When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.

My sister dreams of being a lobster wrangler.

by BillyBSevenOne June 22, 2023