Whale fucked

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.

Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.

Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.

by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010

Whale whore

A "girl" who resembles a whale in both weight and looks, who flings herself at multiple men, hoping that if she has sex with them they will forget the fact that she is crushing them with her weight

whale whore=
1. Fat prostitutes

2. many girls from my school

by whorehater2 November 17, 2010

Whale-of-a-time

When your just having so much fun.

I’m just having a whale-of-a-time good sir.

by WhaleGirl April 19, 2021

Whale's Vagina

Nickname for the city of San Diego.

From: Anchorman

The Pats are about to blow out the Whale's Vagina Chargers.

by PatsFan January 11, 2007

whale of a friend

an exceedingly kind, generous, caring, understanding and generally fantastic friend.

you're a whale of a friend.
great. so are you.

by potato - boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew April 3, 2007

Whale Slit

Usually referring to an African-American female's vagina. The pink vaginal lips against a dark-skinned back drop resemble a cut or slit that a whale may encounter from a run-in with a boat, poacher, etc.

Did you see that sister at the party last night? Her shorts were so high I could see her whale slit.

by Jimmy Drama August 17, 2008

Dead Whale

Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.

Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"

Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"

by Diabeto CISA August 2, 2011