The Act Of Urinating In The Anus Of Your Sexual Partner And Then Awaiting The Glorious Flatulence That Will Then Shoot The Urine In The Air Imitating The Blow Hole Of Most Whale Species
Friend 1 : “Yo man when my girl and I did the golden whale the piss got in my eye and gave me pink eye!”
Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”
Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”
by TheGoldenWhale August 12, 2021
A "girl" who resembles a whale in both weight and looks, who flings herself at multiple men, hoping that if she has sex with them they will forget the fact that she is crushing them with her weight
by whorehater2 November 06, 2010
by Mud Whale wrangler September 10, 2021
by PatsFan January 11, 2007
by potato - boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew March 28, 2007
Usually referring to an African-American female's vagina. The pink vaginal lips against a dark-skinned back drop resemble a cut or slit that a whale may encounter from a run-in with a boat, poacher, etc.
Did you see that sister at the party last night? Her shorts were so high I could see her whale slit.
by Jimmy Drama July 21, 2008
Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.
Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"
Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"
Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"
by Diabeto CISA August 01, 2011