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Tobias

An extremely attractive man, that everyone loves and wants to straight fuck 24 hours straight. He likes to think at least. Deep down, he knows everyone hates him and wants to slap him in the nuts. His mom is a psychopath, has a nicotine addiction at 13, and is craving cannabis all the time. He feels like a piece of shit all the time, but at least he has an extremely lovely and attractive girlfriend.
Look! that's Tobias with his girlfriend. Lol, his girlfriend is taller than him. Such a loser.
by Tobias Fyhn Myhre August 4, 2020
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1.The famous author of "This boy's life" Tobias Wolff writes about adolescence... kind of boring to read the book though.
Quote from Tobias Wolff "I didn't come to Utah to be the same boy I'd been before. I had my own dreams of transformation, Western dreams, dreams of freedom and dominion and taciturn self-sufficiency. The first thing I wanted to do was change my name. (p 9)"
by crazyevolstalker November 11, 2006
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Tobias Dale

A hilarious and sexy person, likes to go out with mates. Usually wears shorts of his favourite color. baby-blue
by some1no1 January 1, 2012
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tikia

Tikia is a nice a person . She will be your friend but talk behind your back if you is not there. She a good reader and writer most of the time the hand writing is neat. A tikia love to argue and they will never stop until they go to sleep.
That lady is a tikia
by Swaggy.swag September 10, 2016
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Tobias

Usually the guy at the party that sticks his dick in his own asshole.
“Man did you see Tobias?”

“Yeah he was doing his thing in the bathroom
by Gijsomundo September 11, 2019
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Tobias

A guy who is kinda annoying! But you care for him anyways ! Good at gitar or whatever, but has a tired voice
Your a Tobias
by Hangerstick May 30, 2019
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Tobias

toe-bi-ass ; a toe that is bi and has an ass. He usually has a bowl cut but does not admit it. You will usually only see this majestic animal with basketball shorts on.
Jacob:Tobias what did you do with your hair?
Tobias:I got a hair cut
Jacob:That's a bowl cut
Tobias:STOP CALLING IT A BOWL CUT
by ChungusMode February 16, 2019
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