saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.

Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018

saggy ass muncher

Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"

You fucking cocksmoking dicklicking saggy ass muncher

by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy October 29, 2015

Saggy (person)

A middle aged man who shines like a neutron star, great personality but a bit of a dickhead. Loves a pint and a booze up down the club. Has a secret admirer usually by the name of paul

Is that saggy (person)?

by Skennett May 15, 2025

saggy bean

A bean shaped vagina, that smells like peas.

"The girl I slept with had a saggy bean"
"Wow that's not common"

by Lolingbean August 2, 2016

saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack

You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.

by Bobswally buckenfach March 14, 2016

Saggy Saggy Ding Fro

The racist act of calling out a person of Asian decent online, usually for hacking or ping.

Stop hacking you Saggy Saggy Ding Fro.

by SiR_Happy October 8, 2016

Old Saggy

This is the definition of an old faggot, fagget, or faggit. The image of a saggy wrinkled folds old ass, which is never worshipped by their lovers.

I just saw the gayest guy on earth! Old Saggy back at it again with the kids. Oh, how old are you? 17?

by gigablitzzz November 25, 2023